Kakatoober
A loud, annoying group of modern Jews who say ‘tuf’ and think they’re the best. They worship Eitan Katz and can’t live without felafel. They’re all obsessed with some old rule called Dina Malchuta Dina.
My Kakatoober neighbor plays Eitan Katz so loud I can’t sleep.
My Kakatoober uncle won’t stop talking about Dina Malchuta Dina. It’s annoying.
Why does my Kakatoober friend only eat felafel? It’s like a curse.