Jeremias said, 'I made kakapoopie, and it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.' I said, 'You’re not even a real person.'

My teacher said, 'Kakapoopie is the new math.' I said, 'I don’t even know what that means.'

My friend said, 'Kakapoopie is the best. Period.' I said, 'No, it’s the worst. Period.'