kakamama
A woman from Hawaii who got pregnant by someone who was bad at life. She’s angry about it and spends most of her time at the bar with her kids or without them, depending on whose turn it is to take them. She has a weird sense of time that only helps her avoid responsibilities.
'I had my kid at 8 a. m. because I was tired and didn’t want to deal with the pickup at noon.'
'I missed my kid’s pickup because I was at the bar and forgot I had a kid.'
'I have a kid, but I don’t need to see them. I have a wallkie talkie.'