Kakalacki
A pair of Southern states that think they’re the best, even though they’re just two big jerks arguing over nothing.
North Carolina and South Carolina are Kakalacki, and they’ve been bickering for centuries. It’s ridiculous.
I’m from Kakalacki and I’m tired of people saying we’re the best at everything. We’re not.
Kakalacki are like two kids who fight over a toy but still think they’re the coolest.