kakafueally
Like when your plan is so bad it makes your grandma’s cooking look good.
My life is a kakafueally. I woke up late, missed my bus, and my dog ate my homework.
This project was a kakafueally. We had to redo it three times because it was just garbage.
The party was a kakafueally. Half the people showed up drunk, and the other half showed up with their pets.