kakabakasmaka
Kakabakasmaka is when you take a dump, then go back to the same spot, and then kiss your own lips like you just got a free kiss from a hot dog.
I did a kakabakasmaka in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal.
My dog did a kakabakasmaka on my homework.
At the party, I did a kakabakasmaka and nobody noticed.