Kak Gem
The person who'll be there for you even when you're broke and covered in pizza sauce. He'll drop truth bombs and then yell 'PAHAM?!' like he just killed your uncle.
He showed up when I had no money and no brain. 'PAHAM?!' He said. Now I'm rich and I have a tattoo of him.
He told me to stop stealing snacks. 'PAHAM?!' I said. Now I have a job and a new apartment.
He gave me life advice and then yelled 'PAHAM?!' I cried and got a tattoo of his face.