Kak Gem
That one friend who shows up when you're at your worst. He'll drop knowledge on you like it's going out of style and then scream 'PAHAM?!' like he just beat up your mom.
He showed up at my house when I was crying on the floor. 'PAHAM?!' I said. Now I'm rich and he's my hero.
He told me to stop being lazy. 'PAHAM?!' I said. Now I have a job and a tattoo of his face.
He gave me life advice and then yelled 'PAHAM?!' I got a new apartment.