Kajukenbo
Kajukenbo is the art of fighting like you mean it. You don’t need flash, you just need to drop people like they’re trash.
I joined Kajukenbo and now I can drop people like they’re trash. My friend asked me if I was a trash can. I said, 'No, I’m a trash can with a punch.'
My teacher told me I had to fight a guy who was twice my size. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re a wimp and you need to be beaten.'
I joined Kajukenbo and now I fight like I mean it. My mom said I was a man now. I said, 'I’m a man with a punch.'