kajigger
A unit of measure for how much you need to punch something to make it move.
That chair needs 5 kajiggers to move. I gave it 10. It now has a black eye.
The dog needed 2 kajiggers to move. I gave it 5. Now it's a f***ing escape artist.
The fridge needed 3 kajiggers to move. I gave it 10. It now has a f***ing identity crisis.