Kajat - You're a brain-dead slug who thinks life is a joke and still

You're a brain-dead slug who thinks life is a joke and still somehow ends up being the best friend.

My little brother is a kajat. He drew a mustache on my face and then cried when I laughed.

My mom is a kajat. She yelled at the TV and then gave me a hug.

My dog is a kajat. He ate my homework and then wagged his tail like a fool.