kajammer - When you’re so drunk you think the moon is a giant beer can

When you’re so drunk you think the moon is a giant beer can and you try to kiss it, while also throwing up on your best friend’s head.

At the party, I kajammered so hard I fell into a punch bowl and got stuck

I tried to eat a whole pizza and it came out of me like a volcano

I yelled ‘facking dode’ so loud the neighbors called the cops