kaja
Kaja is a sweet, funny girl who makes everyone laugh, but don't mess with her. She'll rip you apart if you're an idiot, especially if you start with O or I. She's got a group of six or seven friends who all love her, and she's not afraid to tell you when you're wrong.
Why did you pronounce my name wrong on purpose? I'll make you eat your words.
You're an idiot, Ollie. I'll kick your butt.
You're not funny, Karl. You're just sad.