Kaj
Kaj is a hot-ass spirit from Native American legends who looks like a ninja and can charm the most stunning woman on Earth. All Kajs have massive junk and think they’ll rule the universe someday.
My cousin Kaj just walked in and the whole school turned to look at him. He’s that good.
Kaj said he’s gonna take over the universe next year. I believe him.
He’s got a junk so big it could start a war.