Kaizmais
A kaizmais is a human who mumbles so much, you think they’re talking to a ghost. And the ghost is also lazy.
My mom is a kaizmais. She said, ‘I’m going to the store,’ and then fell asleep on the couch.
My brother is a kaizmais. He mumbled so much, I thought he was arguing with his pillow.
My friend is a kaizmais. He tried to text me, but it just looked like he was whispering to a bag of chips.