kaiyim
A person from Loyalville who's as dumb as a bag of rocks but somehow still manages to be loyal, has the humor of a dying goldfish, and looks like a rejected pizza slice. They're sweet when they're not being gross.
Hey Kaiyim, why'd you eat that whole pizza? You're gonna get a stomach ache and then die.
Kaiyim, you're like a dog who thinks he's a prince.
I followed you because you're the only one who can make me laugh while I cry.