Kaiyanese - A language that only Kaiyas speak. It’s a bunch of nonsense

A language that only Kaiyas speak. It’s a bunch of nonsense that sounds like real talk but isn’t.

Kaiya says: "Zorp nox." I say: "That’s not real." She says: "It is to you."

Kaiya texts: "Florp klempa." I reply: "What?" She says: "You’re a dummy."

Kaiya says: "Vella zorp." I say: "That’s not a word." She says: "It is to you."