Kaivant
Kaivant is a man with the body of a rock star and the brain of a genius. But he’s also a total slacker. He’s got a girlfriend who’s basically a saint, and he keeps ruining it by being lazy.
He had a chance to be a legend. He took a nap instead.
He had a chance to be the best. He took a nap instead.
He had a perfect life. He ruined it by taking naps.