Kaivan
A guy who's not too bad looking, and he's got a brain that could make Einstein jealous. He's the kind of guy who can make you laugh and then make you think.
Kaivan just solved a math problem that took me an hour. And he did it in his head.
He walked in and I knew he was going to be the smartest guy in the room.
He told a joke that was so good, I'm still laughing.