kaitlynsmiff
The human version of a unicorn. Like if unicorns had a sixth sense for making people lose their minds.
I tried to focus on math, but Kaitlyn Smiff walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
I got a B+ on my test because I was thinking about Kaitlyn Smiff the whole time.
My dog barked at me because I was staring at Kaitlyn Smiff for too long.