Kaitlynism
Kaitlyn is the most beautiful girl on Earth. She will love you to death, but if you make her mad, she'll make you feel like you're in a horror movie.
She called me 'Boo' and then said I was the worst friend ever. I cried.
She turned my lunch into a joke and said it was a 'comedy of errors.'
She made my homework into a poem and said I was a 'poem of pain.'