Kaitlynism
Kaitlyn is the most amazing person in the world. She’s hot, smart, and will make you feel like you’re the most important person ever.
She said I was the most important person in her life and then asked me to do her math homework.
She called me 'the most amazing person' and then cried when I said I wasn't.
She said I was the best friend ever and then broke up with me. That was unfair.