Kaitlyn James
Kaitlyn James is the girl with the wig that shines like a disco ball. She has a hatred for woodwind instruments, emos, and Ffion that could make a dragon blush. She only takes baths on Sundays because she’s too lazy to be clean on other days.
She said in class: 'The saxophone is my nemesis. I will fight it.'
She texted me: 'Ffion is the worst. I may need a wig to survive her.'
She said: 'I took a bath on Sunday. I feel like a king.'