kaithlen - Kaithlen is the best friend you ever had, unless you broke h

Kaithlen is the best friend you ever had, unless you broke her heart. Then she’ll make you wish you were dead.

You: ‘I’m moving away.’ Kaithlen: ‘You’re moving away? I’ll move with you.’ You: ‘No.’ She: ‘I’ll move with you and I’ll bring a knife.’

You: ‘I’m not going to prom with you.’ Kaithlen: ‘Okay. I’ll go to prom with my ex and I’ll tell everyone you’re a baby.’

You: ‘You’re my best friend.’ Kaithlen: ‘You’re my best friend. Now shut up and fight me.’