kaitann
A Kaitann is a sexy woman who hates flattery. She's got a short fuse but is super loyal to people she likes. She'll even save your life if you piss her off enough.
Kaitann: "I don't need your compliments. I need my coffee."
Kaitann rips your arm off when you make a joke about her bad hair day.
Kaitann helps you out of a burning car after you called her a "fart in a hat."