kaitan
The most awesome person ever. He’s hot, cool, and has the swag of a thousand kings. He works hard and has the body of a superhero. Sometimes he works too much, but who cares? He’s perfect.
He did my homework for me and got me an A. I was so happy I cried.
He asked me out. I said yes. He’s the best.
He smiled at me. I fainted. He’s a god.