Kaison
A Kaison is a love-crazy, heart-on-his-sleeve, park-loving dork. He’s also a total chump.
Kaison: 'I love picnics.' Me: 'You’ve had three picnics this week.' Kaison: 'I love picnics.'
Kaison: 'I’ll be with her forever.' Me: 'You dumped her yesterday.'
Kaison: 'I’m gonna walk the entire park.' Me: 'You walked 20 feet.' Kaison: 'I’m gonna walk the entire park.'