Kaison Newman
Kaison Newman is just an average dude who somehow got the most amazing girl in the world, like she’s a queen and he’s just the guy who let her use his shower.
He’s like the guy who got the best girl and I got stuck with the ugly one.
He’s the guy who’s dating my dream girl and I’m just here with my phone.
He’s like the guy who got the best deal and I’m just here with a coupon.