Kaisja
Kaisja is smart, pretty, and sometimes a pain in the neck. She will cuss you out if you tell her a dad joke, but she will forgive you if you bring her a potato.
Kaisja: 'I’m going to cuss you out if you don’t bring me a potato.'
Text: 'I brought you a potato. You’re safe for now.'
Kaisja: 'You’re a dad joke, a pain, and a potato. You’re the worst.'