Kaishmarie
The best lover you could ever hope for, and the best friend you could ever wish for, even if they do steal your pizza and your heart.
Kaishmarie took my pizza and my heart. Now I'm left with a coupon and a broken soul.
I gave Kaishmarie my last pizza. She gave me her heart. I'm full, but I'm sad.
My friend is Kaishmarie. She stole my pizza. I stole her heart. We both won.