Kaisgorance
you're so stupid you think you're the best at everything. you don't give a damn about the world or anyone else, and you’ll be passed out on the couch every day if you ever get married.
He thinks he’s a superhero because he once tripped a dog.
She said the sun was just a giant flashlight and got mad when I told her it wasn’t.
He tried to fix the internet with a banana and a swear word.