Kaiser, MO
Kaiser, MO is the middle finger the map gave Osage Beach. It’s like being stuck in a place where the road doesn’t know which side it’s on.
My neighbor moved to Kaiser and now he yells at the road every day. The road yells back, but it doesn’t care.
Kaiser is like that one kid who claims he’s in the right class, but the teacher says no.
I asked my teacher why Kaiser is so weird. She said, 'Because the map was wasted on meth.'