Kaiser Effect
When more than three people all decide to lie down together on a bed or anything that looks like a bed. It's not sexy. It's just people being gross and sweaty. Like a bunch of animals fighting over a single sleeping bag.
We all collapsed on the couch like a bunch of tired dogs. No one got up for an hour.
After the concert, we all passed out on the floor of the lobby. It looked like a crime scene.
We ended up in the back of the van. It smelled like old pizza and bad decisions.
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