Kaisa
Kaisa is a name so rare that it’s basically a superpower. People love it, and Kaisa knows it. She’ll say things like, 'Thank you, I know I’m cool,' and laugh at you for being jealous.
My friend said, 'Thank you, I know I’m cool,' and I was like, 'That’s not even a thing.'
I heard Kaisa say, 'I know I’m unique,' and I facepalmed.
My teacher told me, 'You’re not as cool as Kaisa,' and I cried.