Kai's Disease - A sickness where people speak like they have a mouth full of

A sickness where people speak like they have a mouth full of broken glass from 7 PM to 9 AM.

"I’m going to eat, but also maybe not eat."

Texted at 8:30 PM: "I think I’m going to sleep, but I also might not."

Tried to tell a joke and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... maybe."