Kai's Disease
A condition where people act like they’ve been hit by a truck between 7 PM and 9 AM. They can’t even form a full sentence.
"I’m gonna go to bed, but I might also stay up forever."
Texted at 8:45 PM: "I’m confused, but I’m also kind of proud of myself."
Tried to tell a friend about their day and ended up saying, "I think I like being confused."