Kairu's Farts
Kairu's farts are the worst thing ever. They're so strong they can knock you off your feet and leave you smelling like a rotten pizza.
I was walking down the hall and my eyes started watering. I had no idea what was happening.
My friend started laughing and then fell over like he was hit by a truck.
I tried to breathe and it felt like I was inhaling a whole garbage can.