kairahawaii
The sexiest person on the planet. She's a total nightmare and she'll tell you. Kids adore her, and she's got a thing for them, but she's just being nice because she's too lazy to be mean.
'She called me a f***ing loser, then gave me a lollipop.'
'She said I was adorable, then said I was the biggest f***ing idiot.'
'She told me I was the best friend she ever had, then said I was a total pain in the ass.'