kainto - someone who uses a rusty spork like it's a deadly weapon and

someone who uses a rusty spork like it's a deadly weapon and you're the victim.

That kainto at the bus stop stabbed my backpack. I didn't even do anything.

My brother's a kainto. He stabbed my friend's pizza just because he felt like it.

The kainto at the mall stabbed my shoes. Now I have to walk on rusty spork stab wounds.