kainism
a religion that thinks Kai is the only god and he's so good he should be worshipped like a god. I love Kai more than my mom.
Kai is the only god. The other gods are just fake. I swear.
I will worship Kai until I die. My mom says I'm crazy.
Kai is so great, he should get a statue. A big one. Like, in the middle of the school.