Kaindu Yondela
Kaindu Yondela is a man who would sell his soul for a like.
He asked me to like his post. I said, 'You’re Kaindu Yondela.'
He sent me 100 heart emojis. I said, 'You’re not a king. You’re Kaindu Yondela.'
He told me he’d die for a like. I said, 'You’re already dead. You’re Kaindu Yondela.'