Kainaan
He’s the kind of guy who can make a pizza look like a masterpiece. He’s not a simp. He’s a full-on legend. Respect him.
He eats a sandwich and makes it look like a five-star meal.
He can sit next to you in silence and still make you feel like you’re the one who’s loud.
He’s not here to impress you. He’s here to make you feel bad about yourself.