KaiMing
A guy who shows off his tiny weenie like it's the most important thing ever. He's a coding wizard but can't handle a decent snack. He's also the kind of guy who thinks potato is a type of math problem.
"KaiMing just showed me his penis again. It's like he's trying to make me cry.", @dannytheidiot
KaiMing: "I code like a god, but I eat like a baby.", @codegod
He asked me what potato was. I said it's a vegetable. He said it's a math problem. I left.", @mathwhore