kaimarni - if you're named kaimarni you're either the kind of person wh

if you're named kaimarni you're either the kind of person who needs a lot of attention or you're just hard to be around.

My friend is named kaimarni and he texts me at 2 AM about his feelings.

My dad is named kaimarni and he talks to the TV like it's his best friend.

My pet goldfish is named kaimarni and it stares at me like I owe it money.