kaimara
Kaimara is a woman who looks like she just rolled out of a dumpster and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'effort'. She'll take your money, your time, and your love and then leave you for the next guy who brings her snacks.
She said she'd 'take me over the moon' if I brought her pizza.
She left her ex for a guy who had a Disney+ subscription.
She said her main job was to watch shows and get knocked up.