Kaimanda
Kaimanda is a brainy, chill lady who talks a lot and gives you stuff like it’s going out of style. She’s got pretty eyes that can make you fall for her, but she’ll also yell at you if you’re not funny.
She gave me a whole bag of chips because I told her a joke about tacos.
I asked her for help with math, and she gave me the answer and a sandwich.
She yelled at my friend for not laughing at her puns.