Kailtail
When you drive so close to someone’s bumper it feels like you’re trying to beat them to the next red light. It’s named after a guy named Kail who had no life and no patience.
My brother did a Kailtail to me because I took 10 minutes to get out of my driveway.
I got a Kailtail from my dad when he saw me driving slower than a turtle.
The girl behind me did a Kailtail so close I thought she was going to try to paint my car.