Kailo
The most over-the-top, ridiculous person who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’ll text you in all caps and use 10 emojis just to say hello.
He texted me: ‘HI <33333 I AM THE BEST LITERATURE PERSON EVER!!!’
He cried when I didn’t like his book report.
He sent me a 500-word message about how he loves Deftones and literature.