Kailena
A Kailena is someone who would never hit you, but they will fart in your face and try to force their stinky socks down your throat if you don’t give them a blanket.
She farted on me during lunch and said it was a gift.
I didn’t give her a blanket and now she’s trying to stuff her socks in my mouth.
She told me she’d do it again if I didn’t give her a snack.