Kailash
Kailash is like a giant mountain man who’s so big he probably squishes the earth when he yawns.
Kailash is the reason I have a headache. He’s just too big and too loud.
I saw Kailash once. He looked like he could bench-press the moon.
My dad says Kailash is the reason he got a hernia. He says, 'That mountain man’s got no mercy.'